Meter Manager Gifts

'...and don't forget to put 10p in the meter at half past two.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Slow Night

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

"Well, the drought is over."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Santa vs traffic warden...

Energy Bills

Meter Maid

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Duel Fuel?

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Got a quarter?'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'So much for energy saving.'

"You know damn well that E-on wrote to us months ago, and what did you do? Precisely nothing!"

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"