Meter Attendant Gifts

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Slow Night

Snake in the grass...

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Santa vs traffic warden...

Meter Maid

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'