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Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Slow Night

Snake in the grass...

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Meter Maid

Santa vs traffic warden...

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Spiritualist Society Parking

Low oil prices.