Master Of Minutes Gifts

Running out of time

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

Face painting.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."