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"It failed the stress test."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"Sure I've heard of inflation. I've also heard of wage concessions."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

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"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'That's my boy...'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

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"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

'Your check bounced last week, sir, and it STILL hasn't come down!'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'Who is this 'Mr. Tan' who is withdrawing money from your checking account?'

"Thank you so much for the loan. I don't think I can ever repay you."

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"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"Those are my money managers."

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'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"