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'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

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Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"It failed the stress test."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Boys Cooking

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

Kids on Building Site.

'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'