Little Builder T-Shirts

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

Kids on Building Site.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

Support Group for a Good Problem

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'