Little Carpenter T-Shirts

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Young Picasso at the Beach

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Building Blocks.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"City kids."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Christopher Isherwood

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Child doing the washing up

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Love.

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"