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'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

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Jr. cloning kit

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Young Picasso at the Beach

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Building Blocks.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"City kids."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Children's Imagination

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Back to School

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Child on Christmas Eve