Little Constructor Pillows

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Jr. cloning kit

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I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Building Blocks.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"City kids."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Children's Imagination

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Child on Christmas Eve

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Back to School

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"