Little Capitalist T-Shirts

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

SALE

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"It failed the stress test."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'