Happy Capitalist T-Shirts

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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Lemonade Inc.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Big business is not evil

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

GDP

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

"Where'd you get that?"

Stuff Broken

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

bag of money as a bicep

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'