Happy Capitalist Pillows

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

SALE

Lemonade Inc.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Big business is not evil

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

GDP

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

"Where'd you get that?"

Stuff Broken

bag of money as a bicep

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...