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"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

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Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

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'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

So tell me, Junior.

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

Stuff Broken

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

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"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

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"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'