Merchant Banker Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a merchant banker? Our collection brings together humor and elegance, ideal for those who excel in finance and enjoy a touch of wit. Whether celebrating a milestone or just saying thanks, our products are designed to suit a financial whiz’s refined sense of humor and style.

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"Room service, Sir, You wanted someone to listen to your speech..."

"Room service, Sir, You wanted someone to listen to your speech..." mockup

"Room service, Sir, You wanted someone to listen to your speech..."

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"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in" mockup

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

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'When I was young I wanted to get into merchant banking but they said I was too nice!'

'When I was young I wanted to get into merchant banking but they said I was too nice!' mockup

'When I was young I wanted to get into merchant banking but they said I was too nice!'

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Financial Times / Grandmother Prices mockup

Financial Times / Grandmother Prices

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The RAF salute the world of banking mockup

The RAF salute the world of banking

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"Another week another dollar, Jenkins" mockup

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

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British savings accounts

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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'The check is in the email attachment.' mockup

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom." mockup

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

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Great Chinese Dynasties

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'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...? mockup

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

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"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe." mockup

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

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Mario Draghi

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing." mockup

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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Spot the difference.

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year." mockup

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities mockup

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

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"What's a debenture?"

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.' mockup

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest." mockup

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

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Wall St. or True Love.

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Sales chart is buildings in background. mockup

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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The economy.

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Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.' mockup

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.' mockup

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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Tree in Dollar Shape.

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem." mockup

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

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Merchant Banker Gifts Collection

Merchant Banker Mugs

Discover our range of humorous and stylish mugs, perfect for merchant bankers who enjoy their coffee with a side of wit. Click to explore designs that make mornings brighter.

Merchant Banker Pillows

Check out our witty pillows that bring humor and comfort to any space—ideal for merchant bankers who love a good laugh during downtime.

Merchant Banker Prints

Explore our art prints curated for the finance professional. Add a touch of humor and elegance to their office or home decor with our exclusive designs.

Merchant Banker T-Shirts

Browse our collection of clever t-shirts designed for merchant bankers. Perfect for adding humor to casual days or office wear with a professional twist.