Mental Maze Solver T-Shirts

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"Something just didn't add up."

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Let's try some word disassociation

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Drone Escape

Psychological Testing Center.

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

unravelling your mind

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Behavioral Psychology Department

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Pick Your Own Neuroses

"Act confused. They like to feel superior."

Hospital

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'

Mouse doing a maze.

'And what does this one say to you?'

G.P.S for Poor Math Students