Mental Maze Solver T-Shirts

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"Something just didn't add up."

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Psychological Testing Center.

Drone Escape

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

unravelling your mind

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

Hospital

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

"Act confused. They like to feel superior."

Behavioral Psychology Department

Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'

'And what does this one say to you?'

Mouse doing a maze.

Mice in lab maze paper the walls with wallpaper that has pictures of cheese on it.