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'Hello, Haratty, Pearson and Smythe, messy divorce specialists!'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Guru in a maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

With Jury Duty for All

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Equal Time for All Christians

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

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Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

Preparing justice

'Trust me, I'm an Attorney.'

Ideology and bureaucracy

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

'You know a little something about the legal system. I like that in a lawyer.'

'Big mistake to have used up all of my jury challenges.'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants.