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His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Sigmund Freud.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

House of books.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Guru in a maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Flowcharts.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying."

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

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Freeways in the Supermarket

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"