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'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Sigmund Freud.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Stop and Birch

"#notguilty."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"They're class action figures."

House of books.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'It's a treasure map.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Upholding the Law

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay