Lawsuit Observers Gifts

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"#notguilty."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Overruled."

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"Let's take in a trial."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Supremacist Court

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

The SCOTUS six

Judge

"I've half a mind to protest."

"May I remind the jury a guilty verdict for my client will trigger defamation of character lawsuits."

Opposing viewpoint.

'Ow. We are suing you for repetitive strain injury.'

'Since this your first offense, I am sentencing you to seven months of jury duty.'

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."