Trial Observer Gifts

"You don't see white people riot when another innocent life is claimed by senseless violence."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'The circle is complete!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"#notguilty."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Overruled."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Supremacist Court

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

'If you have nothing to hide, why are you hiding?'

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Impractical Gardener.

Judge