Medical Field Observer Gifts

Less than a quarter of GP trainees to stay in full-time clinical work according to survey.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'The circle is complete!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

None O' Your Larks

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Go Back to New York

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Impractical Gardener.

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'That IS her care pathway.'