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'And now, the same wonderful birds who gave away our electoral process to greedy billionaires and corporations, will review health care reform!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Truth

Trump

"#notguilty."

Before the riots/after the riots

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Antonin Scalia

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Overruled."

Counsel's Opinion.

"Let's take in a trial."

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Report No Evil

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

"I don't plead."

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

Supremacist Court

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'...unfortunately for you, I only see things in black and white.'

"Objection over-ruled Counselor! Proceed to the clearly marked Fire Exit, if you follow my meaning."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

United States of Cheney.

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'