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'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Why am I not seeing the problem?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"#notguilty."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Overruled."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

Supremacist Court

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Religion and Politics

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.

Judge

"May I remind the jury a guilty verdict for my client will trigger defamation of character lawsuits."

"Welcome Ruth!"