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'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

"Overruled."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

Pyramid Garden

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'Which don't you understand, Ms. Booth - the mumbo or the jumbo?'

"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

Latter-day saints

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

"Objection!"

"It would have been a no-fault divorce if the judge wasn't happily married for 30 years!"

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

A Special Person - man explains to psychiatrist how his special perception leaves him friendless.

Sign reads: Couldn't get any compensation for damages within the last 3 weeks. Please hit me.

BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?'

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

A Peeping Tom.

'Your honor, my client has just informed me that he likes you very much.'

"Sir, would you mind changing places with me?"

All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988