Quirky Judge T-Shirts

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Court's in recess!'

King and Jester

Arrogant junior barrister

Antonin Scalia

Justice

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'Judge Mental.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

Law Offices

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

Computer questionning a witness.

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

Hanging Judge

'Your honor, for personal reasons, my client would prefer to wait in his car while the verdict is being read.'

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'Oh, boy!'

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

'I'm going to rule for the plaintiff's desertion charge and reject your client's assertion that he's really good at playing hide and seek.'

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

'It's a thin line between love and contempt of court, your honor.'

"I just love that new class action lawsuit smell."

Boy accused of vandalism pleads 'limited liability'

"I have listened very carefully to all the evidence."