Funny Judge Appreciator T-Shirts

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Court's in recess!'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

Devil on trial - "We find the defendant guilty of being in the details."

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

The Sheepdog Trials

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

10K Ambulance Chase

'The End Justifies The Beans.

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

Computer questionning a witness.

"'Somewhere in between' is not an acceptable plea."

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

"All you need is love."

The Little Attorney

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

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"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

'Well, that may be the law, Your Honor, but I don't think it should apply to me.'

The evidence will show, your honor, that the defendant is a master manipulator.

"Really, your Honor!"

"Are you aware under the new terrorism laws I can hold you without charge for up to 90 days?"

"Talk about a lousy lawyer! He couldn't even convince the judge that I wasn't a flight risk."