Quirky Courtroom Observer Pillows

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

"Overruled."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

Pyramid Garden

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

'Which don't you understand, Ms. Booth - the mumbo or the jumbo?'

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"Objection!"

"It would have been a no-fault divorce if the judge wasn't happily married for 30 years!"

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

Latter-day saints

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

A Special Person - man explains to psychiatrist how his special perception leaves him friendless.

BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?'

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

Sign reads: Couldn't get any compensation for damages within the last 3 weeks. Please hit me.

A Peeping Tom.

"Sir, would you mind changing places with me?"

All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988

A man in a bat mask watches a superhero get changed in a phone box

'Your honor, my client has just informed me that he likes you very much.'