Supreme Court Fan T-Shirts

"Welcome Ruth!"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Religion and Politics

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

How to avoid law.

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"They sentenced me to three days community service instead of four years in juvie. It was extenuating circumstances - my dad is having an affair with the public prosecutor!"

"That one is the hold out juror who made the trial last so long."

"Why am I not seeing the problem?"

Enters a plea of a big man and ran away

"There - everyone's represented..."

'The jury will please refrain from tossing seat cushions and heckling counsel.'