Supreme Court Fan Prints

"Welcome Ruth!"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Religion and Politics

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

'It had a happy ending... the guy loses the girl, but finds a good attorney.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

How to avoid law.

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.

"That one is the hold out juror who made the trial last so long."

"They sentenced me to three days community service instead of four years in juvie. It was extenuating circumstances - my dad is having an affair with the public prosecutor!"

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"Why am I not seeing the problem?"

Enters a plea of a big man and ran away

"There - everyone's represented..."