Quirky Judiciary Fan Prints

"Do you know why they call me 'The crazy Judge', Mr. Hanson?"

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

The Supreme Flip Flop!

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

"Welcome Ruth!"

'Your honor, for personal reasons, my client would prefer to wait in his car while the verdict is being read.'

Judge laughing at a clown.

"The jury would like to say that this case was not as juicy as it promised to be."

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

'Orders in the court'

"It would have been a no-fault divorce if the judge wasn't happily married for 30 years!"

Lord Chancellor

'There's an obscenity case coming up about a topless restaurant.', 'Let me be the judge of that!'

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.'

"My incompetence will become the basis of your appeal."

Super PACS will remain.

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

'Counselor, you know that the jurors have the right to weigh the credibility of a witness.'

"This man will be kept in police custard."

'All men are equal before the law... So how can a judge tell who's guilty and who's innocent?'

"Before you sentence me, I'd like to remind the court that I was just passing through the building looking for a bathroom."

Man kicking a car.