Supreme Court Watcher Gifts

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Why am I not seeing the problem?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"#notguilty."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Overruled."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

Supremacist Court

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Religion and Politics

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

Judge

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"May I remind the jury a guilty verdict for my client will trigger defamation of character lawsuits."

No 10-1984

'Since this your first offense, I am sentencing you to seven months of jury duty.'

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

'You Honor, all my client asks is that you give him a 79th chance.'