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'Return shopping carts here and there.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Pond Dipping...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Loser's Podium.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Daily Mail Reader

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

Confused Tourists

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"