Trolley Tracker Pillows

'Return shopping carts here and there.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Pond Dipping...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Daily Mail Reader

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

Confused Tourists