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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"It comes with a flat screen TV, surround sound stereo system and a mini bar. Can I ride in it, and our horse ride in the truck?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"You see most of these trailers and you feel like you've seen the whole film."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Lowbrow Lolita

Janet Leigh

Happy Halloween!

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Two men converse secretively

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'