Trailers Mugs

Now showing. Cinema. It's a movie about a private eye who follows stolen mobile homes --- I saw the trailer trailer trailer.

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.

Did you see the "Star Wars" trailer? O

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

By the time all these previews are over, the sequel will be out.

"It comes with a flat screen TV, surround sound stereo system and a mini bar. Can I ride in it, and our horse ride in the truck?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"You see most of these trailers and you feel like you've seen the whole film."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Chiller Theatre

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Janet Leigh

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

Lowbrow Lolita

Happy Halloween!

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"There goes that creepy music again...