Tree Tracker Prints

Genealogy convention

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Obama planted it."

Elephant Tracks.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Shooting in Ireland

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'