Pointer Enthusiasts Gifts

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Back to School

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Rebels without a magic marker

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Shorthand

X-Ray "Oh I'm sorry that's not you that's a photo of the A416"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

"I thought it might make your writing more profound."

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

'You're only allowed a pencil set until your probationary period is over.'

Artist

'Especially if it's a teacher's red pen.'

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."