Power-pointer Aficionado Gifts

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

Career Choices

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Basketball

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Puppy.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'Nice presentation, but lighten up on the self-deprecating humor.'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Pistols at dawn.

'CSI: Basketball.'

Horse's first introduction to native Americans.

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'You don't appreciate anything I do...like this PowerPoint presentation listing all the things I do that you don't appreciate.'

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

'Show's over. Move along. Nothing to see here...'

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House

I admire his PASSION, I REALLY do but 4am Powerpoint presentations on improving customer satisfaction ratios can be a LITTLE wearing!

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'