Three-pointer Master Gifts

Basketball

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

I love Basketball.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Puppy.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Man throwing stick for dog

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Fish Training

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

Yehudi Menuhin.

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Gymnasts

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"