Laser Pointer Aficionado Gifts

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

Rebels without a magic marker

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Luke Flywalker.

Laser Beam Playing Record.

'Especially if it's a teacher's red pen.'

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"Now, without chasing it, I want you to follow the laser dot."

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."