Laser Pointers Gifts

'Dinsdale keeps harassing me with his laser pointer!'

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Epic Battles

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Autumn Leaves

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Be a leader

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

Porcupine reading book on 'Needlepoint'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

High School Science Project Competition

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

Needlepoint Viewpoint

I get knocked down and I stay there

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"Now, without chasing it, I want you to follow the laser dot."

"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'