Laser Pointer Aficionado Pillows

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Rebels without a magic marker

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

Luke Flywalker.

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'

Before Powerpoint Presentations

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

'Especially if it's a teacher's red pen.'