Laser Pointer Fan Pillows

"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."

'My presentation was going great until someone pulled out a laser pointer.'

"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Sparkler

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Optician and the PI.

Fireplace Projector.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'It's all hand made.'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

The Thumbkin Myth is Born

"Now, without chasing it, I want you to follow the laser dot."

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'

Global Positioning System - You are in a traffic jam.

'Dinsdale keeps harassing me with his laser pointer!'

'Line judge eye centre'

'They look like Tartars to me. Everyone, get out your fish sticks!'

'It's a barrow, for hauling stuff, but it needs work.'

'The surgery was successful...Herbert was struck by lightening while sitting on a bedpan.'

Caveman chiselling tyre patterns onto stone wheel.