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'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Back to School

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

Rebels without a magic marker

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Shorthand

X-Ray "Oh I'm sorry that's not you that's a photo of the A416"

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

Artist

'You're only allowed a pencil set until your probationary period is over.'

'Especially if it's a teacher's red pen.'

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."