Subway Soundscaper Pillows

Subway Busker

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Gymnast's Commute

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"I gave on the E train."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Underground stop on desert island.

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Romance on the Subway

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Metrocard error messages

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Subway Chanteys

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Small Talk Therapy

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."