Subway Serenader Gifts

Subway Chanteys

"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Saxophone Player.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

No Bruch!

A masked man serenading

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

The synchronized shower event.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Romance Music

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

Silent music

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Singer

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"Could you keep it down please!"

Violinist on a Beach

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Cellist on Mars

Saxophonist

Man donating to a musician is arrested for littering.

Singing - "Hang down your head Norm Gutterman, hang down your head and cry..."

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