Vintage Voicemail Seeker T-Shirts

'Click! I'm out right now.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Robert Johnson

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Gustave Charpentier

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Cassandra Wilson

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Have you seen this toaster?

An interview with Codlin and Short

Happy Hour at Harry's

The traveling Yard Sale.