Vintage Voicemail Seeker Pillows

'Click! I'm out right now.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Gustave Charpentier

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

If this van's a rockin'...

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Robert Johnson

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Louis XIV

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

Happy Hour at Harry's

Salvage Hunters

Have you seen this toaster?

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Cassandra Wilson

The traveling Yard Sale.