Antique Shopper Gifts

Landfill Trends through the ages.

Southwark Fair.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Books of Tablets

"I wonder what this was for."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

My own museum.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Queen Anne

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Primitve God symbol

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Antique silver